Yes darling. I will be at your shows. I must admit I could not listen to your whole album as it's a complete bore but my friend will be in town and we'll just enjoy ourselves at the O2. It is such a relief to be able to go to a show without pressure. I shall not be waiting for your arrival because I no longer care and I shall not take a camera with me. This is not going to be one of those nights you never want to forget. I will not get half as excited as I used to, so right after your show I will go to bed and sleep just fine.
Mark Owen, what's the point of blurring out your house on google streetview? Everyone now knows how your neighbour's house looks like and which one is yours. It's pointless.
On another note, I finally escaped East London six months ago and am now a South Londoner, just like you Mark. I am on the property ladder, so quitting Take That and focussing on work has paid off.